I write in orange because it reminds me of fire, aka, hell. How, you ask, could something so cute, be soooo evil. Well, it happened. Of course, the Bible says that Satan too is beautiful and comes disguised as the most beautiful of things! Well, that may be this cute little dog! He's my husband's English Pointer - Husker. If I was to tell you a little of what he's done it would center around eating numerous flowers, bushes, pulling up new sod, digging holes in the middle of the yard, peeing on every corner of my house, throwing up in his kennel, eating numerous household items, and escaping the backyard, almost causing me to go into early labor. I'll spare you the details but if you'd like an image, just think of some white trash mom, screaming at the top of her lungs, in her PJ's, in the middle of the morning. It was a sight and one of which my neigbors are sure not to forget too soon.
So he's got this adorable face and endearing personality that warms you up when you see him, but very soon, he's back to his evil, mischevious little ways. To boot, we have two labradors that could have given him a run for his money back in their day. You may relate to my misery! It's a love hate thing. SO, just a word of advice... never let your husband get a high energy, a.d.h.d., o.c.d., puppy 4 months into your pregnancy!
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